JJMAJR's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[scaling a mountain using the second amendment]

the bouncers are probably the worst this game throws at me

only get the stronger recoil upgrade and the pistol, the machine gun isn't worth it

got 2:32.69

[Heroes of Pico's School]

Neat trick with the credits.

[Citizen Pico: Pico's School IV]

Got:
Symbolism
Is that...
Damn she's annoying
OBEY
Saddest moment in video game history
A DISGUSTING DISPLAY OF MEDICAL MALPRACTICE
Biggest plot twist in video game history

I have no idea where or how I'd get the last achievement.

Kolumbo responds:

wait for a minute or so on the gameover screen

[Space Girls Can't Swim]

I failed the last minigame on purpose and got a better ending than when I beat it. 10/10.

[Mazza]

This had me giggling like a schoolgirl. I tried to get a no hit/kill run and only had to kill two rats in the sewers. The tunnels seem too cramped to jump over them.

[Golf Adventures! 2]

These courses are both seriously lacking in curves and excessive in the amount of screen blocking mud. It makes it extremely difficult to figure out what went wrong and the inability to inspect a course makes it hard to plan your next move.

Aleksander-Sats responds:

This minigolf game is based on tiles, curves aren't exactly easy nor a good idea if we want that to stay consistent. As for the mud tile, I don't think it's excessive? You can still see where you need to go 90% of the time and where to aim, unless the splatter lands at a bad spot. But even then, it only takes a couple of seconds for it to fade away.

As for inspecting a course, you can zoom out by either using the scroll wheel or going to settings and moving the camera slider. Though I think you have to do that in settings due to the webpage that starts scrolling instead. Unfortunately there isn't much we can do about that, it's dependent on the website and not our game.

I hope you had fun playing though! :)

[Arsenal Online]

Most game modes are playable but actually trying to beat the lava minigame legitimately makes me nauseous. In order to have a chance I have to constantly switch between one half of the arena to the other, back and forth, in less than a second. When that's combined with the fact that my inner ear doesn't feel any change in motion, I start feeling motion sickness. You seriously need to halve the spawn point area for this game mode so I don't have to shake my camera all over the place to compensate.

Bullets still have minor hit registration glitches even at the lowest settings.

EDIT: Fullscreen helped fix the motion sickness issue. While I have to pan the camera a bit I don't have to shake it nearly as much as before.

WilkinGames responds:

Try putting the game in fullscreen!

[Olive's Art-Venture]

I want to see Olive covered in white paint...

[Gangster Bros. 1.1]

Fun game. Challenging but not impossible.

[Super Smash Flash]

A piece of history.