JJMAJR's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Bloody Submarines]

I got PISSED at this fucking game.

Five stars obviously.

Template88 responds:

Yeah, its a bit ridiculously hard.

[Tails' Nightmare 2]

Who can truly deny the power of the Tails Doll?

[Danger Joe 3D]

Well, Wolfenstein did age a little bit like this thing did.

I really, really wish that more effort went into the art for the sprites though.

[Sanki]

This just captures the "good old fashioned fun" that the developers no doubt intended for this game to have.

Otherwise it would be infuriating trying to make sense of the hilariously flat sprites when trying to get high scores downhill.

[Don't F**up Christmas]

Why is my popup blocker going crazy when I play this game?

TristanMX responds:

Whenever you play the game tries to log you in newgrounds, that's the only window that pops up.

[Secret Santa]

This was actually pretty fun. Just wish it was longer.

[Online multiplayer block test RACE]

Restart doesn't work. When landing on a specific box at the bottom of the screen you just die.

Seems normal for this category.

I'm figuring that you are intentionally making this bad because you have a screen taken out of a pornographic intellectual property.

Can't you at least add epilepsy-inducing colors?

ZabuJard responds:

ill make sure to add epilepsy next time!

[Redirect]

Can't complete it nor run into any major glitches in the course of a single day 10/10

If you are having trouble read the little chart on the bottom left of the screen. It shows a set of outputs (triangles, rotation arrows, and a target sign) mapped to a set of inputs (arrow keys, spacebar, Z, R)

The real challenge is when the game starts mapping multiple outputs to one input and switches. Have fun.

[Twenty Forty Ecchi]

I wish I can see what my next move is going to look like because I have been screwed over too many times by RNG.

I guess that's the appeal to games like this though so that's not really a point anyways.