JJMAJR's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Sanki]

This just captures the "good old fashioned fun" that the developers no doubt intended for this game to have.

Otherwise it would be infuriating trying to make sense of the hilariously flat sprites when trying to get high scores downhill.

[Don't F**up Christmas]

Why is my popup blocker going crazy when I play this game?

TristanMX responds:

Whenever you play the game tries to log you in newgrounds, that's the only window that pops up.

[Secret Santa]

This was actually pretty fun. Just wish it was longer.

[[Interactive] Jade Harley's soft tummy]

Tumblr: Bans porn with a bot.
Bot: Bans furries.

Newgrounds: Everything, By Everyone.

Weird shit. Good shit. It's perfect on newgrounds!
Don't be afraid to do weird stuff on this site.
However something more substantial than this would be nice, but it's a good start. The art isn't half-assed too so I'll give you points for that.

In the meantime I'm going to take a shower and contemplate whether I should go to the gym today or not. I feel dirty.

[Online multiplayer block test RACE]

Restart doesn't work. When landing on a specific box at the bottom of the screen you just die.

Seems normal for this category.

I'm figuring that you are intentionally making this bad because you have a screen taken out of a pornographic intellectual property.

Can't you at least add epilepsy-inducing colors?

ZabuJard responds:

ill make sure to add epilepsy next time!

[Redirect]

Can't complete it nor run into any major glitches in the course of a single day 10/10

If you are having trouble read the little chart on the bottom left of the screen. It shows a set of outputs (triangles, rotation arrows, and a target sign) mapped to a set of inputs (arrow keys, spacebar, Z, R)

The real challenge is when the game starts mapping multiple outputs to one input and switches. Have fun.

[Twenty Forty Ecchi]

I wish I can see what my next move is going to look like because I have been screwed over too many times by RNG.

I guess that's the appeal to games like this though so that's not really a point anyways.

[POK3D - be social]

bug report: when declining the dinner, the ending doesn't appear

[Sprite Fighter]

The controls and the instructions are very hard to read which decreased my rating for this game.

For example when it asked us to customize our keybinds I had no idea what the buttons did outside of movement and "this causes you to hit people". The nuances of punching and kicking are lost in the keybinds menu and this makes the game more confusing than it should be.

[Fruitless]

Try playing this game with a touchpad laptop for the ultimate downgrade expereience.

The fact that I can't run and gun in this game with a laptop makes this game ten times harder.