JJMAJR's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[BLACK RIDING HOOD]

Sorry to say, but your school project doesn't really make the cut for me. It's just a slideshow with music layered over it. It's certainly not a music video, and there's no context regarding why it's constructed with very little technical expertise.

I would have rated it higher if it did something creative with these limitations, or if there was context behind it i.e. it was supposed to be funny.

I mean, I'm not giving this a 0. If some other critic sees something that I didn't and gave it a high mark, maybe it could survive and remain on the site.

Don't give up. Even the shittiest of artists can improve and strike gold. Just look at FNAF. That came out of someone who did poorly before but had the humility and drive to do something better.

CHEAPTOONS responds:

That's exactly what my teacher thought of it ...as an animatics...thanks anyway
have you seen my illustrated stuff on this account ?

[Pretending to be "Normal"]

This passes.

I mean, nothing about the animation was *bad* at least, and the context is decent. Don't see why it should be blam'd.

[The One Piece Collab]

Just a nonstop stream of laughs here. You don't even need to know the source material.

[The Cuttlefish that Could]

Huh. Got recommended this old piece at random and thought "hey why not let's see what it's about."

The animation is very good for 2004.

Other notes:
Someone said you stole the storyline from Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer, and I have to say that's bullshit. The final arc where Rudolph gets out of his situation is inverse to what happened here. Rudolph had circumstance where someone needs assistance and they required his help. This character had the circumstance where someone else had something he wants, and he outright stole it from them. The end results are dramatically different.

[PopTart makes weed]

This shitpost is glorious.

[64 Bits – Detective Pikachu Noir - (Animated Max Payne Parody)]

It's so edgy, it went on the front page when it was still Under Judgement.

I laughed when Pikachu was done with that red marker.

[I'm not afraid of you.]

A Cream voice that isn't shit. In fact, it's really good.

That's an achievement. Even SEGA didn't do that well with Cream's voice in Riders and Heroes.

[A Smashing Christmas Dinner]

Ganondorf is a fucking control freak and I love it.

[Res-ERECTION 'F']

STOP DICKIN' AROUND, KAKAROT!

[Plastic Bag Man]

Guys, before you come here, check the rating. This shit's good enough to go on adult swim.

BigCronch responds:

Thank you so much, maybe in my wildest dreams