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[Kojima Leaves Konami]

Taking news from the environment and putting them together in this video... And then tying it all together with Kojima as if without him Metal Gear would become obscure and worthless.

Mobile isn't relevant to Kojima leaving Konami. Mobile is completely independent to Kojima. And why ask for Kojima to stay with Metal Gear? He tried repeatedly to leave and Konami pretty much allowed that to happen, and Kojima just rolled with the punches.

Both parties don't care. And honestly, neither do I. My fight is against mobile.

EDIT: Konami fucked up MG so I kinda changed my mind on this. But regardless of which a guy wanting to leave a corporation should be left alone for their decision.

JumpNJetz responds:

Keep fighting the good fight I guess!
-Jetz

[Donkey Kong's Stop N' Swop]

There was convoluted, but there was also unnecessary. Many, many things were unnecessary in this submission, such as the last bit where the big monkey said "he" multiple times and nothing else, not really giving a reason behind the big monkey's actions.

The fact that the little guy said "oh" multiple times afterwards made that sting a little worse.

Then there was Mario saying "shut the fuck up Luigi" and that only being justified by him wanting to spend time exclusively with Donkey Kong. That was just... sad. And unoriginal, especially for the parody genre.

The only funny part about this was that Mario learned about how hard it was to do Donkey Kong's job and how much of a lardass DK was at climbing, but even then DK exhibited climbing skills in the original game. So again, if someone just turned on their brain for ten seconds they would have seen through this.

This is lame. Nothing original and the humour would have been more punctual if it built upon facts that were pointed out. However, even humour in itself is not something that I would like to see anyways. The best humour is humour that is delivered in an environment of trust, and not breaking the characters or making them stereotypes.

JumpNJetz responds:

oh. oh. oh. oh.
-Jetz

[Dinosaur Telephone Call]

This... Is just convoluted and weird. I honestly don't get this.

[Rhythm and Rockets]

Destroyed a forest just to make a robot dance. Wow.

Very well timed video though.

[Quest for the cookie]

Walks too well for a toddler.
Too eloquent with words.
Motivation is constantly poked fun at and that bugs me quite a bit.

[Conduct: No Evil 013]

This fits into one category... Don't know what category it is though...
Not comedy.

[Potion Shop]

I would recommend this. Light tones at their best: gives reasons for why the characters are doing what they are doing in the story, and doesn't make them seem insignificant.

Gives motivation while making you feel happy for watching that animation. Good work.

[Google Ass]

Heh, "LOL dying" was a very low move, but he deserved it.