Total Medals Earned: 2,426 (From 255 different games.) Total Medal Score: 45,195 Points
Medals Earned: 1/6 (10/160 points)
"We all knew it was true, all along."
"Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies..."
"Strange times, yes - even your death may lie."
"Landing on your head may be mentally stimulating/destructive."
"Oyasuminasai"
"A split-second shot window at a range of 1200meters."
Medals Earned: 2/5 (60/160 points)
kill the first boss
find it
find and kill a miniboss
buy somethign in the shop
Kill the second boss
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/405 points)
Start playing
Defeat Fruitcake
Defeat Eggnog
Defeat Gingerbread
Save all the Pups
Beat the game without dying
Beat the game in under 6 minutes
Beat the game without healing
Medals Earned: 11/11 (310/310 points)
Eat 8
Eat 2
Eat 4
Eat 16
Eat 32
Eat 64
Eat 128
Eat 512
Eat 256
Eat 1204
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 4/10 (35/275 points)
K.O a goblin by crushing it!
Rescue your first civilian
K.O your first goblin in battle!
Earn 30 stars
Burn a bale of hay
Unlock all arrow types
Drop a chandelier onto a goblin
Take out every single goblin
Rescure every civilian
Earn all 90 stars
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/65 points)
Create your first band
Finish a game
Get 5 stars of popularity!
Bribe a Twitter Mom.
Medals Earned: 7/7 (205/205 points)
Complete 4 levels.
Complete 8 levels.
Complete 12 levels.
Complete 16 levels.
Complete 20 levels.
Complete 24 levels.
Complete 28 levels.
Medals Earned: 18/21 (300/500 points)
Complete level 1
Complete level 2
Complete level 3
Complete level 4
Complete level 5
Complete level 6
Complete level 7
Complete level 8
Complete level 9
Complete level 10
Complete level 11
Complete level 12
Complete level 13
Complete level 14
Complete level 15
Complete level 16
Complete level 17
Complete level 18
Complete level 19
Complete level 20
Complete level 21
Medals Earned: 17/50 (145/500 points)
Medals Earned: 19/32 (225/600 points)
Use a bomb for the first time.
Get killed with no enemies on screen.
Get a score of 500,000 in any level except survival.
Play 10 levels as Natalie.
Reflect over 100 bullets with a single shield.
Finish any level except Survival with over 3,000 coins.
Play 10 levels as Matt.
Kill 3000 enemies in total.
Play 10 levels as Lance.
Fully upgrade any stat.
Get hit 100 times in total.
Collect 100 power ups in total.
Kill 300 enemies in total.
Kill 10000 enemies in total.
Kill 1000 enemies in total.
Play 10 levels as NoLegs.
Get A ranks in 5 or more levels.
Get A ranks in 15 or more levels.
Get A ranks in 10 or more levels.
Die with over 666 enemy bullets on screen.
Fully upgrade all stats
Get a score of 1,000,000 in any level except survival.
Play 10 levels as Anna.
Kill 25 enemies instantly.
Complete all bonus levels.
Reach wave 33 in Survival without killing anything.
Beat any level between 16 and 20 without taking any damage.
Get A ranks in 20 or more levels.
Defeat the final boss and complete the standard set of 20 levels.
Beat the first 20 levels without upgrading your health.
Kill 1,000 foes in a single game of Survival.
Get A ranks in all 25 levels.